()9.When the earth stops shaking , you should ___
A check around youfirstBrun out of thebuilding at onceC vreak windows and doorsD write a report to your company
()10. You can learn _____afterreading the passage .
Awhant an earthquakeis like
Bwhat to do to avoidan earthquake
C. How an earthquake happens
Dhow to protect yourself in an earthquake www.kuaixue5.com
C
Scientists have dicoveredthe world’s funniest joke ! Dr Wiseman , from Oxford Universityin Britain , . created a website with jokes on it . He then asked people to rate (定级) the jokesfrom1( not very funny ) yo5 ( very funny ). People could also tell their onw jokes . At the end of one year , Wiseman has two million ratings and 40,000 jokes from around the world .
Why study jokes ? Dr Wiseman thinks humor can tell usa lot about people. In Wiseman ‘s experiment (实验), peoplefromdifferent countries did think different hokes were funny . for example, Europeans rated jokesabout serioustopics like death “Very funny “. North Americans laughed most at jokesthat made fun of people . So , wtaht was the world’s funniest joke ?
Two men were hunting , sundernly, one man falls down and isn’t moving The other man calls for helpon his mobile phone .”Help !” The man says “ I think my friend is dead !”” I canhelp you “says the woman on the phone ,”first , are you sure your friedn is dead ?”It’s quiet for a minute . Then the woman hears a gunshot (枪声). The man returnsto the phone “Yes, he is dead . Nowwhat ?”
In Dr Wiseman’s experiment , people from a number of countries , old and young , men and women , all thought this jike wasvery funny . What about you ?
() 11.How did Dr Wiseman find thefunniest jokein the world ?
A He asked different scientists for their ideas .
B He asked people to rate jokes on the website.
C.He asked his students about their favourite jokes .,
D.He seacheredthe Internet and chose it by himself .
()12. What kind of jokesmad Europeans laugh most ?
A jokes about huntingB jokes about people
C jokes about telephoningD jokes about death
()13.Which of the following can best desribe the mand calling for help in the joke ?
A Heis foolishB he id confidentC he is cleverDHe is dishonest
()14.What can we learn from the passage ?
A The womdn told the man to kill hisfriend
B Dr Wiseman wasn’t interestedin Asia jokes
C All the people in the worldliked jokesabout death
D. Dr Wiseman studied jokesto know aboutpeople
()15.How manyratings did the Dr Wiseman get ?
A 40,000B 200,000C 2, 000,000D 4000
IV.情景交际(本题共5小题,每小题2分,满分10分)
根据对话内容选出可以填入空白处的最佳选项,有两项为多余选项
Jim :Who is the richest man in the world , do you know ?
Tony : No, I don’t . ____1_____
Jim :It’s an American called Bill Gates .
Tony : I don’t know anything about him .
Jim :You don’t know anything about him ? Well , you shouldn’t . ___2_____.
Tony:Microsoft ? What’s that ?
Jim : You don’t knowabout Microsoft? It’s the biggest , most important computer company in the world . Bill Gates is rich because people all over the world use Microsoft products in their compuers .
Tony : Oh yes . I know Microsoft.______3_________?
Jim:Because he is a very special man . He is very rich , but he’s also very kind. He wants to give most his money away so that he can help other people .
Tony : Does he ? That’s very good of him . _______4_______
Jim : Yes , they do . But Bill and his wife Melinda think it’s important to help people . You know , their money has helped more than 670,000 peopleallover the world .
Tony :_________
Jim :It’s true . They have given awaymore money than anyone else in the world .
Tony :Well , they are wonderful people . When can I meet them ?
A. But why are you telling me about Bill Gates ?
B. He is the head of tf Microsoft .
C Why does he send away his money ?
D. Most rich people want to keep their money !
E. who is it ?
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